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Yep, it finally happened. Books N Beans has a Facebook page! While I'm definitely excited to have accomplished it, I have to tell you it's a touch frustrating. I'm not completely technologically illiterate, but I am most certainly technologically challenged. I found out that creating a page is much more complicated than setting up a personal page. Well, creating it wasn't hard, but doing anything with it has proved a challenge for me. However, I will not give up!

So do BNB a positive and like the page. There should be a like button to the right under social networking. I say should, because as I said challenged. I just hope it works right.

 
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As is ever the case here at Books N Beans things are changing up a little bit. First of all, I'm sure you've noticed I have done this Tidbits thing on Tuesday a couple of times now. It may become a regular feature, still unsure at this point though. But you know how I love my alliteration, so it's very likely.

As February approaches there's been some evaluations and re-evaluations as to what's working and what's not. Requests for reviews are certainly working. I'm currently taking submissions for June and that's with some weeks and months having double occupancy.

Why the double occupancy? Enh, some authors weren't willing to play the BNB way with guest posts, so I had to decide it probably wasn't a good idea. My bad. There will be more guest blogs upcoming, but they will be more of the usual variety as that seems to go over better.

The Find it Friday Giveaways don't seem to be a hit, so it looks as if I'm just going to have to offer them as straight giveaways with just an entry form required.

Annnnnd, all of this leads me to believe it may just be a lack of followers. Authors and publishers seem to like my blog, but readers/subscribers...well, not according to the numbers. So I guess it's time to get my butt out there and promote this thing.

This week: Yesterday there was a review for Adam Pepper's new release Skin Games (great book & writer), tomorrow there will another review (Paranormal Doorway of the Triquetra by Lenore Wolfe), Friday will be Rackle's Tub Giveaway, ANNNNNNNND (drum roll please) this weekend's showcase title and spotlight author are: Blanket of White by Amy Grech.
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ASIN: B006T80SPY
Publisher: Innovation Haven
List Price: $3.99
Genre: Crime Thriller
Format: eBook
I received this book for free from the author in exchange for a review.

No matter what genre Adam Pepper writes in, he always manages to write an intriguing story with characters that are credible. In his newest release, Skin Games, Pepper proves this statement as true.

Pepper's stories are always intriguing, but it is truly his characters that make his stories. A great plot is a fantastic thing, but any plot with flat characters just won't hold up. Pepper's characters are a study in human nature. What makes us the way we are? What drives us? What causes us to respond the way we do?

Skin is the perfect example of how we are all a product of our genetics, our upbringing, and our environment. He is a combination of the part of us that works so hard to not be like our parents and the part of us that inevitably is. In some cases those traits are flaws, and in other cases those traits actually turn out to be attributes. 

In this crime thriller, Skin Games, Skin is approached by Maria when she asks him to carry out an act of revenge for the death of her father and brother. The only hesitation Maria has is that she needs to know that she can trust Skin when he gives his word. From here, we delve into the past history of Skin. We learn of his worthless and abusive father, Skin's own foray into the criminal world, and ultimately the consequences of his actions.

It is through this telling that we, and Maria, learn of Skin's history and how it will determine the outcome of her request, along with how she will know that Skin will never go back on his word.

No matter if it's a crime thriller such as Skin Games or a science fiction thriller such as Symphony of Blood (reviewed on November 26, 2011) Adam Pepper's stories are thrilling, intriguing, insightful, and entertaining.
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The following author bio information was quoted from the end of Rackle's Tub.

"Dorian Martin is an American of the Californian variety. He has written screenplays, a book of short stories, a novella, poetry, and music. This is his first novel."

If you go to Dorian's website (www.racklestub.com) you will see the picture that is featured with the bio information. In the book it states that in the picture "Dorian holds the famous Rackle faucet gun that Punch used in the Purgy wars."

You have to read the book to fully appreciate that statement. Once you have, you'll understand just how bizarre these faucet handles are. So, keep reading and find out for yourself.

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ISBN: 9780615445809
Cover Price: $14.95
Publisher: Black Rainbow Books
I received this book for free from the author in exchange for a review.

Rackle's Tub by Dorian Martin is absolutely, without a doubt, the most unique book out there. It's unfathomable that there is another title that even comes close to it. There's flying tubs for crying out loud!

The characters consist of a team of four dart players with names such as James O'Clock, Ticktock, Shard McEra, & Aster Day; a 19th century lady who starts a boxing ring, becomes immortal when she crossed into another dimension, and is named Punch; John Rackle a brilliant physicist who discovers Purgalapudlia, and who also happens to be a sociopath or maybe it's psychopath (he's twisted); and let's not forget Mother, who is completely creepy in her own right.

The story...combines so many elements that it seems to be a randomly thrown together idea, but it actually follows a plot and sticks to that plot no matter how many tangents it seems to go off on. In the end nothing is a tangent, it's all related, or at least connected, even though it's pure (but enjoyably fun) craziness along the way.

Rackle's Tub is so superbly unique it makes writing this review extremely difficult to do. So following Martin's example, let's just lay it all out there. It's unique, dark, humorous, vulgar, uncomfortable, entertaining, daring, twisted, surreal. Anyone with a zealously religious mindset will have serious issues with Rackle's version of angels and souls as energy. Punch is a force to be reckoned with. She's completely admirable and yet completely flawed. The Clocks (the dart team) is raucous and rambunctious as only young men can be.

Is there even a genre that will truly fit this book? It's highly unlikely. You can try to put it in a box, but it's...come on, in unison now... unique. Did you make note of the flying tubs?

In case, it's not clear, different is good. Unique is absolutely fabulous! Though if it wasn't for the fact that Martin was a writer, some serious counseling might just be the order for the day. What an imagination!
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The following are excerpts from my five most recent Darmon Mysteries: Patriote Peril, Fair Wind to Bahia, Desperate Crossing, Forth Contention, and Without Redemption (Amazon.com, Facebook: The Darmons, NightOwlsuspense.com, Goodreads, etc.). If you can match each of them with the correct book, we will send you PDF files of all five. One entry per person.   


#1
            Two hours passed uneventfully until the road took a sharp turn and suddenly her carriage halted. Elizabeth stuck her head out the window and saw a rough looking  Circassian soldier sitting on his horse, blocking their path. The aide-de-camp rode up from behind the vehicle and reined his mount to within ten feet of the foe. They began to circle, the Cossack to the right, the Circassian to the left.
            Suddenly, they both drew swords. Metal blades clanged over and over, at times the men’s faces were inches apart while each strained to push locked swords to his advantage. The Cossack shouted, causing the driver to urge his horse quickly past the dueling warriors. Elizabeth wedged her head out once more, straining to see the outcome as the carriage lurched forward, quickly leaving them far behind. She never saw either man again.

#2
            On the evening of the fourth day, smoke from a distant campfire came into view further up the slope. William wiped his tired brow, hoping that their reception would not be as hostile as the first time they encountered the brigands.
Three riders on horseback came down the trail. The individuals pulled up, raising a hand with a gesture to stop their passage. Each youth was dressed in a simple black tunic with drab pants and carried a machete tucked in his belt.  Dhiloes spoke briefly to the trio who regarded William with curiosity, but said nothing to him. They nodded and proceeded to escort the visitors toward the campfire.
Upon entering a clearing, William and Dhiloes were forced to sit and wait among twenty
rough looking members of the Hetairia.
            After an hour, William whispered to Dhiloes. “What’s happening?”
            His guide took off his hat unconcerned. “They’ve sent for Ypsilanti. He’s on the other side of the mountain.”

#3
Something moved in the distance.
            William froze, not sure what was out there.
A shadow darted behind the bushes. William’s heart began to race. Are the Indians returning?
A brownish object leaped from behind the cluster of tree trunks and disappeared beyond view permitted by the cave walls.
William’s mouth dropped. “That was no Indian!”
A low throaty sound echoed off the walls, raising hairs on the back of William's neck.
The animal reappeared again, larger in size, coming towards the cave.
He stared before the creature again jumped out of view.
            All at once, a form appeared at the opening. It was a huge cat. William shrank from its countenance while it paused on the threshold, sniffing the air. He remembered seeing a mountain lion once, but this animal looked different. Its’ reddish brown hide was covered by large beige spots outlined in black. He shuddered.
William ducked behind a boulder and peeked over the top. The beast’s shoulders extended four feet above ground, and when it yawned, the animal stretched nine feet in length. He estimated the creature must weigh at least three hundred pounds with a head bigger than William’s own.
A thunderous growl filled the close space as it started into the cave.
He crouched with his mind racing. How can I avoid a hideous death?
            Throaty sounds became deafening. The animal approached to within ten feet from his spot.  Should I take a chance and challenge the beast? If he stood up suddenly, maybe he could startle the creature. But then what? Running would give him no chance. A rock thrown with full force would hardly slow it. Maybe handfuls of dirt heaved in its face would confuse it.
            Summoning his courage, he grabbed some ground and launched himself upward. For an instant, the animal froze. William stared into yellow eyes and watched folds of dark skin around its mouth curl upward to reveal incisors four inches long. He began to shake uncontrollably. The beast tensed to lunge.
With a tremendous roar, the hellish gargoyle sprung at him. William threw the pumice and squeezed his eyes shut, bracing for the impact.
            Nothing.
            Did it miss me? He opened his eyes. The cave was empty. He whirled around. Nothing. He gaped at the ground. No paw prints left in the soft earth. Not a trace of the animal existed. Only the gentle breeze softly whistled through the deserted cavern.

#4
The two men and three ladies sat cross-legged on woolen blankets inside a conical shaped tent. The medicine man stood with his arms crossed, saying nothing. He glanced down at his brown leather-fringed sheepskin shirt that was covered with strings of beads. More strings hanging from his decorated headband wagged against hollow cheeks painted with yellow and red marks. His right hand held a five-foot carved wooden pole with feathers at the upper end.
            Victoria tapped Daniel’s shoulder. “Ask him if we’re the ones he’s been expecting.”
            The American pointed to his charges and opened his palms. 
            Their host tapped the baton on a round tree stump. “Arshaan.”
            A young female appeared, carrying a large hollow gourd.  Her fine features tipped to the master, and brilliant black eyes the shade of her silky shoulder-length hair assessed the guests. Her red print frock showed a good physique. Holding the vessel with out-stretched hands, she offered each visitor a drink of a strange smelling liquid. The pungent taste turned down the edges of Elizabeth's mouth, but within a few minutes a warm glow spread over her skin.
            The woman left and returned with flat trays. She invited each onlooker to take from a collection of milk, millet, and mutton. Following this, her curt wave beckoned a young man waiting outside to join them. As they ate, Daniel related that this Shaman together with his daughter and her spouse presided over an immense fortune handed down from the previous leader. The tribe’s primary resource consisted of ten thousand head of cattle.

#5
            Charles awoke with a start. Officers snored loudly on nearby cots. Through a window across the room, he could see changing moonlight as leftover storm clouds parted. What time is it? Did I sleep too long?
Quickly, he pulled on his boots, trying not to make a disturbance. He tiptoed to the door and squeezed out into frigid night air.  Lingering on the wooden porch for a moment, he looked across the courtyard at dark outlines of the far wall. Rapid expulsion of his cloudy breath was the only sound in a frosty stillness. Overhead, silver rimmed clouds drifted passed a glowing moon, and icy stars dotted the black sky.
There was no time to waste.
Keeping close to shadows at the periphery of the square, Charles crossed muddy earth to the front gate. He remembered sentries positioned at corners of the Fort and prayed the gate lacked a guard at this hour.
Footfalls softly squished under each step as he pressed toward the front gate.
            When he reached the entrance, he held his breath waiting for someone to come out from ink-black shadows to stop him. No one appeared. He let out a small sigh.  His hands touched the damp rough-cut beam held by two channel locks, one at each side of the gate.
He stepped to one end. Crouching under the massive spar, he nestled a shoulder against it and heaved upward with all his strength. The bar creaked and rose to the top of the channel brace. With great effort, he stepped sideways and gently lowered it by kneeling to the ground. He slid out, and it fell the remaining distance, striking the ground with a dull thud.
The other end was different story. No matter how hard he tried, it would not come out of its cradle. It had become wedged in place by the severe angle. He rushed back to the freed end, but he could neither lift it nor budge it closer to the gate. One side was partially unlocked, but the gate opened inward and swung only eight inches before hitting the beam.
At the open end, he was able to wedge his body between the frame and the bar tip resting in mud. With his back against the gate, he used his legs to push the embedded log further away. A cracking sound came from the other secured end. Charles strained, and the cradle’s rung creaked again.. Suddenly, the channel guide broke, releasing the beam. The remaining portion fell to the earth with a loud thump.
Charles froze, waiting for sentries above to sound an alarm. His gaze swung back to the barracks, searching for a light that would signal arousal. His attention fell on footprints extending all the way back to his quarters.  How could he deny his involvement with the break-in with this glaring evidence to the contrary? It would be impossible to erase the tracks without making new ones.
He made a fist and slammed it into his other hand, exasperated for getting involved. For the sake of a little food, he had become an outlaw, and he was the only one known to the commandant. Hopefully, absence of the pelts might not be sufficient cause for the soldiers to track him down.
Shuffling sounds interrupted his thoughts. Trappers were already edging inside the gate.  A dark figure moved toward him.
            "Good job," Anderson said softly. "We were waiting against the wall for a sign, it wasn't hard to recognize the sound of the gate unlatching."
            Charles sensed the man's patronizing grin in the darkness.
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 -Gustave Flaubert, who says: 
"Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work."       


Having read Rackle's Tub, I can certainly say Martin has succeeded in following this idea! Absolutely original! 


But you'll have to check back in on Saturday to see why. 
And if you missed Dorian's word, look below. 
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Author Dorian Marin was kind enough to play along with Books N Beans wacky ways for a couple of guest blogs. Here's a word from Rackle's Tub.

Aetherial, -real= (pg. 144 of [Rackle's Tub]) adj. Another word for Ethereal. 
From the Oxford English Dictionary:. 
[#2] "heavenly, celestial. Early 16th cent. [#3] resembling spirit, impalpable; unearthly delicacy and refinement. Mid 17th century."


Now I know that has to have you thinking. What the heck does a tub have to do with anything celestial or heavenly? Wellllllllll, I can't say yet. You'll have to check back for the review on Saturday, but man are you in for a ...surprise. 
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ISBN: 9781612960661
Publisher: Black Rose Writing
Cover Price: $16.95
I received this book for free in exchange for a review.

Many historical fiction fans have grumbled when authors take it upon themselves to be creative with history when writing their books. That will not be the case with Patriote Peril by Thomas Thorpe. Using "historically accurate events" Thorpe offers the 3rd installment in the Darmon Mysteries series with plenty of character background for those of us who didn't start the series with the first book. There's nothing more frustrating than reading a series and trying to guess at what might have happened in past books.

While this is historical fiction, it is also a mystery with a style comparable to the mysteries of yesteryear. Not to be confused with a contemporary suspense novel, which is a more fast-paced, high intensity read. Peril takes you along with Elizabeth Darmon as she tries to piece together what happened to her family and why. Sort of like a jigsaw puzzle, little pieces are left about here and there for the reader (and Elizabeth of course) to stick together to see the picture that emerges.

This is no small feat for Elizabeth as she finds herself without family or friends, in a strange country, and all alone. In the 1800's that was not an acceptable thing for a lady, but she must persevere in order to find out what has happened to her husband, sister, brother, and brother-in-law.



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Okay here it is, the first ever Find it Friday Giveaway for Books N Beans. You have 24 hours to find the 3 answers and email them to 2booksnbeans@gmail.com.

Don't forget you have to be a follower of the Books N Beans blog to play, so include your "follower" name when you send the email. In other words, on the BNB followers list it'll show a picture and a name. Tell me what that name is so I can verify you follow BNB.

Ready? Happy hunting!

1. In the review for Bobby Slater's World: How old is Bobby?

2. In Hugh Centerville's Guest Blog, what was the reasoning he gave for "welcoming in" Spirit Boy to the story?

3. At Centerville's website (http://centervillebooks.com), on the home page, he states BSW is paranormal boomer fiction. Who does he state that BSW/paranormal boomer fiction is written for?

Good luck finding the answers. Don't forget to email the 3 answers before midnight Saturday (EST), and include your blogger/google id as it would appear on a followers page.

All submissions with the correct answers will be entered into the drawing. You will be contacted if you are the winner.
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AUTHOR INTERVIEW QUESTIONS


Tell us a little bit about yourself.  Where you live, your occupation, your family, etc.

Before retiring, I was the Project manager for NASA's Mars Global Surveyor Mission at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory. Much like the captain of an ancient seafaring expedition, over the years, I helped guide reconnaissance of the Mars frontier on missions such as Mars Observer, Viking, Mariner 9. I also taught astronomy at Glendale College and live in Sylmar, California twenty miles north of Los Angeles.

When and how did you become interested in writing?

Since the age of eleven, an avid interest in astronomy led me to read lots of science fiction. Favorite authors included Robert Heinlein, Poul Anderson and Phillip K. Dick. Historical and science fiction share a common thread: confronting the unknown. It is a circumstance that both frightens and fascinates. Our vision of exploration comes from  experiences of our ancestors who tamed wildernesses and created colonial outposts. Imagine being plopped onto a foreign shore during the early 1800's. The physical environment is tough and tasks we take for granted today were overwhelming obstacles. Beyond these trials came threats from indigenous cultures, disease such as cholera, lawless frontiersmen and regimes on the verge of collapse.

How did you come up with the idea for "Patriote Peril?"

The Darmon series is about two couples struggling to survive and resolve mysteries outside their normal surroundings. The characters are rooted in aristocracy similar to that described in Jane Austen's novels, but the demanding settings strip away mannerisms of the period and only their cunning can help save them.

The 1830's were a turbulent time in many countries. Nations struggled with self-government, having just emerged from colonialism or repressive monarchies. America, Greece, Brazil, Canada, India, Russia and France faced demands for unprecedented freedoms. The idea of democracy was spreading and threatening the economic engines provided by slaves, sepoys, serfs and peasant farmers. Tensions flared between the royal traditionalists and the young radicals who tried to free themselves from the repression of landowners dating back to feudalist middle ages. As a result, conspiracies abounded within governments and murders were common.

What audience do you anticipate for your book?

Anyone who wants adventure, insight into history, mysteries to solve and the story of a married couple facing adversity on an equal footing while struggling with the customs of different ways of life.

Any comments for your readers?

Historical events are often ignored when presented in textbooks. People sometimes think  our ancestors were primitive because they lacked today's technology. Unless one experiences the reality of past circumstances through the eyes of contemporary characters, their relevance may be missed. I hope that the Darmon series enlightens readers to the challenges of the time and gives a better appreciation of the choices made by our forbearers.
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ASIN: B005GFY758
Publisher: Manana Publishing
List Price: $0.99
I received this book for free from the author in exchange for a review.

After reading An Angel With Fur, it was obvious Russell Blake could write. However, Angel is not in the area of Blake's normal repertoire. How would a fiction novel by him hold up? Easy! It's surpasses it.

The Geronimo Breach is composed of morally deficient characters (all of them) and the not-so-innocent bystanders. They are the drug lords, the madame, the hookers, the politicians, the bureaucrats in the alphabet soup of government, the police, and even the cook. Oh, the cook is the key to it all, the ignition to the flame, the fuse that detonates the bomb.

Geronimo starts off with a bang (literally), and it keeps you flipping through the pages as the action just keeps coming. Thanks to a well-placed day off it was finished in less than 24 hours after it was started! Putting it down is not an option.

Though it is a work of fiction, there are some true facts worked into the story line as well as some really plausible imaginings. The combination is an absolutely fascinating read that keeps your backside firmly glued to your chair and your eyes firmly glued to the book.

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Does the name Russell Blake sound familiar? Are you wondering where you might have heard it before? Well here, of course. Okay, it's possible you've heard his name before because he has quite a list of books under his belt.

One of them (An Angel With Fur) was reviewed here at BNB 6 days ago. Tomorrow, you can find a review for another book of his (The Geronimo Breach).

What other books has Blake written? Why not check out his website to find out?
http://russellblake.com/books/

And do you remember Lobo? There are even more photos than the ones you can find in his Angel book, and there's the promised videos he wrote about. Check them out on Lobo's page:
http://russellblake.com/lobo-the-miracle-dog/

Normally, I post some author bio information for you, but with a writer as talented as Blake, I feel his words are way more qualified than mine. So while you're at his site, make sure you check out his bio page:
http://russellblake.com/about-russell-blake/

And exciting news! Russell Blake has a story that's being offered for free (I don't know for how long), so don't forget to see his home page for more information.
http://russellblake.com/

Blake is trying to get the word out about his books, so he has a couple he's offering for free.
Zero Sum Book 1-Kotov Syndrome
&
Night of the Assassin (Assassin Series Prequel)
Make sure you head on over to Amazon, check Blake's books out and keep reading!
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WJ Smith, aka Hugh Centerville on Bobby Slater’s World:

I was Bobby Slater’s age, 13, in 1964, and with brothers and sisters who were older teenagers.  We had a summer place on a lake and looking back, I vaguely remember the 1950s and well remember the late 1960s and what I enjoy remembering most is the time between the 2 decades, from about 1959 to 1964.  It was no longer the 50s and not yet the 60s.  It was an innocent time, a time of transition for America and for myself.  For me, there was still all of the kid stuff, swimming, fishing, baseball, but something new had come into my life – girls, and what I mostly wanted to do with Bobby Slater’s World, was to try to recapture the innocence of those times, to bring it back for the folks who’d lived it.



Bobby Slater’s World was originally set in the summer of 63, the last fully innocent summer, the most magic summer of all.  (For me, anyway.)  JFK and Jackie, (or Jackie and JFK,) were in the White House, the Beatles hadn’t arrived yet in America, and civil rights and the war weren’t totally at the forefront of American consciousness.  A year later much had changed and even more was about to change.  There was a foreboding in 64 that wasn’t there in 63.  The magic was still around in 64 but intruding on the magic was a sense it was all slipping away.  Few of us could have articulated it then, it’s always much clearer in retrospect, still, it put a precariousness over 64, an urgency not present in 63.

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Bobby Slater’s World began as Indian Lookout Bay, a sort of endless summer with the 4 Slater kids all in different stages of their young lives and as I worked through the revisions, it was Bobby, age 13, who came to the front.  What else came to the front was an Indian ghost, at times mischievous at other times deadly.  Spirit Boy, same age as Bobby, lived (or not,) in the mountains behind the lake.  I initially resisted Spirit Boy.  I hadn’t intended to incorporate a supernatural element into my story but Spirit Boy wouldn’t go away and I finally welcomed him in, reasoning that supernatural stuff, ghost stories around a summer campfire, were a part of those times.  And besides, sometimes ghosts are just plain fun.
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ISBN: 9781451515640
Publisher: Create Space
Cover Price: $12.50
When it comes to books we often fail the old adage to not judge it by the cover. However, with a book, what else is there to judge it by before we've read it. The cover gives us the title, possibly some art work, and the synopsis. It is understood that some of these aspects are out of the writer's control, but they all still coalesce to create an expectation of the book for the reader.

Expectations can be a double-edged sword, because reality is seldom what we expected. If your expectations are high, then you're either let down or prepared for what happened. If your expectations are low, then you're either surprised by outcome or not ready for what just slapped you in the face.

Bobby Slater's World: An Early 1960's Summer Ghost Story by Hugh Centerville falls somewhere in between state when it comes to judging it by its cover. The title alone causes a misconception of sorts. While technically the latter half of the title holds true, it really is the first half that accurately portrays the book.

Bobby Slater's world leading up to his 13th summer consists of the day-to-day living during the school year with summers spent at the bay with his family.  It is the summer of his 13th that Bobby's world is about to change. Not only is the 13th year when kids take the first toddling steps toward adulthood by entering their teens, but in many cultures this milestone is commemorated with a rite of passage. Bobby doesn't know it, but he too will make decisions this summer that will help shape him into the adult he's to become.

Sadly though, the ghost story aspect of the title doesn't hold up as well to the expectations created by the story. It isn't until near the 100-page mark that we finally meet the Indian girl the synopsis says Bobby will "lead the fight to save" and start to hear some of the ghost story. With the exception of the prologue, it's not until about the 200-page mark that we finally get into the "action".

The real focus of the book is Bobby Slater's world, and that title alone would be best suited. So, setting aside the expectations of a ghost story and focusing on the story of Bobby and his world, the narrative is done superbly well. If you've had any interactions with a 13-year-old boy then you know they are notoriously hard to get details from, them not asking for details is the norm, they'll jump right into any fray if it sounded good at the time, and they have a very strict honor code about being there for their friends. Centerville nails these traits in his telling of Bobby's 13th summer.

The narrative is told in the 3rd person, but it is clearly Bobby's telling of the story. Centerville is simplistic in his sentences, he captures the persona of  13-year-old boy precisely, and he provides you with a wonderful story about balancing on the cusp of both childhood and adulthood.

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I logged on to schedule the questions to post at midnight for this week's giveaway, and... "doh!, Doh!, DOH!" That was me smacking my head for each question (there were 3). How are you ever going to answer questions about a book and an author when the review won't post until Saturday and the author bio won't post until Sunday?!? DOH!

I wish I could blame this atrocity of a screw up on lack of sleep or lack of coffee, but sadly (for me) I've had adequate amounts of both lately. I also wish I could blame it on the gloomy weather, but it cleared up today and was sunny, so a big fat "Yeaaaaah, No!" there too.

It is irrevocably and unequivocally my scatter-brained self just being myself.

Soooo, long story short, the giveaways for the books have to be the Friday after the book is reviewed, etc.
Which is good. I mean, who wants to start anything out for the first time on a Friday the 13th? As far as trying to placate myself it's lame, but it's really the best I got right now.

The new giveaway dates:
Friday, January 20th: Bobby Slater's World.
Friday, January 27th: Patriote Peril
Friday, February 4th: Rackle's Tub
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"Sometimes you just have to let things go...especially when they're the wrong things." -Barbara Forte Abate, The Secret of Lies
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ASIN: B005SIU54A
Publisher: Manana Publishing
List Price: $3.99
This book was given to me for free by the author in exchange for a review.

It's always difficult to write a quality review, but never more so than when a book hits you on a personal level. How do you write an objective review when all your personal feelings are involved? Is it even possible?

An Angel With Fur is a heart-warming story that will resonate with dog lovers everywhere. Russell Blake recently undertook the ardent task of chronicling the life and death of his dog, Lobo. Though a warning should be attached at the front of the book. Be prepared to laugh out loud as you watch Lobo grow from a formidable puppy into a troublesome teen, and have a box of tissues handy as you watch Lobo go through his adulthood years against all odds that he'd ever make it so far.

From the very beginning it's made apparent that AAWF is a tribute to Lobo, so the death part isn't a spoiler for the plot. Lobo's antics, Blake's subsequent efforts to cope with Lobo, and their journey together is the true story. Blake is forthright, honest and sincere in all of his tale-telling resulting in a touching, laughter-filled, heart-wrenching story that will stay with you long after you've put the book down.
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Now I know that usually Tuesday has a tasty treat for you, if there's not a review, and that you've might have expected something yummy coming your way. But these tidbits are more for eyes than you're tummy.

I just wanted to make sure I let you know what's going to be happening around Books N Beans in the near future.

There's an extra review popping up on Wednesday. I hope you remember me mentioning Russell Blake. Bless his heart he's been so fantastic and patient with me, and I finally am going to be able to repay his patience with his books' reviews. The first review will be An Angel With Fur. Be sure to check back tomorrow (Wednesday) for that. The second will be next week along with his author bio information.

The Secret of Lies by Barbara Forte Abate will make a brief "cameo" appearance on Thursday with a quote from the book.

Bobby Slater's World has a lot going on this week. First the book will be the first Books N Beans Find It Fridays GIVEAWAY! The book will be showcased on Saturday, and Sunday will be Books N Beans first ever guest blog. The author, Hugh Centerville, will guest blog about himself and his book (BSW).

So make sure you come back on Friday and enter to win the book, and then follow up on Saturday and Sunday to learn more about the book and the author.
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Okay, this one is about a week and a 1/2 old, but until this past weekend it still held true.

You know you've had too much quality family road trip time when days later you're in the car by yourself and you refuse to even turn on the radio.

Now in defense of my family, I will say that we are road trip pros. My kids are fabulous about getting along while in the car. I think it's a self-preservation thing more than anything else, but they get along and keep themselves entertained very well too. We actually enjoy our road trips for the time together, the conversations, the fun, etc.

However, we all were happy to be home and to have the space to go our separate ways upon getting home. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing. And 12 days of forced togetherness evidently falls into that category.
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After reading The Secret of Lies, you'll be as astonished as I am that it is the debut novel of Barbara Forte Abate. Don't believe me? I know you do, I just need a segue way into her biography information.

This is quoted directly from her About Barbara page found on her website (www.barbaraforteabate.com).

Barbara Forte Abate was born in Millbrook, New York, the middle of five children. After graduating from Millbrook High School, she married young and promptly launched into the joys of family life, in short order becoming the mother of four very fabulous children, and along the way earning a doctorate from the University of Real Life.

Initially having settled in Franklin, New Jersey, she has lived with her family in a wonderful historic home in Chester County, PA, for the past fifteen years.
While increasingly challenged for several years by old house renovations and raising her children, Barbara never considered abandoning her dreams of writing. Most often composing her stories on yellow legal pads while babies napped and supper simmered  (and sometimes burned) on the stove; piling up the pages until the time at last arrived to borrow a friend's typewriter and transfer her longhand scribbles onto finished pages.

While that particular milestone transpired some twenty years ago, and the aforementioned first novel has since lived a quietly rejected life in a rarely visited closet, Barbara's passion for writing has continued at a gallop. Her debut novel, "The Secret of Lies" was released on June 30, 2010.

Now I have to admit, I might have a touch of bias when it comes to thinking highly of Barbara. First, she completely flattered me by saying, "I have recently come across your site and absolutely love it." 

Then she completely won me over with, " I have to tell you first thing that not only is your blog terrific (and not only because Books N Beans is the best name for a blog ever!) your email is pretty much the coolest I've seen in my mailbox all week :-)  Other than the occasional inquiry about pronunciation (For-tay A-ba-tay -- very rhyme y, rhyme y) no one's ever asked about the point or purpose of my extended moniker, so I consider it very thoughtful of you to ask. 

Finally, when I read her biography page, I fell in love with her quote, " "It is wholly impossible to explain this love of writing, except to say that it feels no less necessary then breathing air." I have no idea if this quote is originally hers or not, but I love it nonetheless. 

To see more about Barbara, her website is: www.barbaraforteabate.com
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ISBN: 9781608444182
Publisher: Dog Ear Publishing
Cover Price: $17.95
 From the first glance The Secret of Lies by Barbara Forte Abate demands attention. The title alone implies so many things. If a person has a secret then they will lie to protect it, if a person is lying then they have a secret, and ultimately the secret of any lie is the truth itself. 

Then there's all the famous quotes that spring to mind when considering secrets and lies. There's Walter Scott's "Oh what a tangled web we weave..." or the ever famous "The truth shall set you free." Both of which occur to the mind while reading Agate Forte's book. There are so many comments wanting to burst forth to expound on these quotes, but a strict no-spoiler-alert alarm is saying, "Better not."

Though there was a touch of an eye roll during what seemed, at the time, like an overly dramatic prologue, that was quickly squashed and never considered ever again. The Secret of Lies quietly and quickly steals its way into your mind. The words are so beautifully engaging that the pages seem to turn themselves and time develops little wings as it flies away from you.

While the pages are turning and the time is flying, the mind doesn't want to disengage even long enough to sleep, because the characters are so wonderfully written that their lives unfold in your mind like its your own memory.

The Secret of Lies is an engaging, intriguing, beautifully written story that centers on Stephanie and the lies that have pervaded her life wreaking havoc with family, friends, and personal relationships. It examines so many different topics, such as what constitutes love, truth, self-honesty, forgiving others and ourselves, and the ever complex thing called family. In case you haven't guessed it, it's a recommended read.
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It seems I made a mistake when I recently reviewed A Dark Blonde by David H. Fears, when I stated the book was set in the late 40's. Mr. Fears was kind enough to email me and let me know the correct time frame is 1962.

I profusely apologize for the error, and should you read the review now (Subject Header: Guys and their private eyes) it will already be corrected.

I do want to thank Mr. Fears also for taking the time to discuss his novel and the series that its a part of. It would seem that as I entered into the series quite late, I did not fully understand all of the nuances of the relationships as they truly were. Mike and Molly's relationship is much more complex than I had realized based on reading just this one title.

As Mr. Fears states, "[I]t's not "all right" with Molly that he womanizes, but she's a bit of a saint realizing this as his flaw, but having great faith in herself and her influence, feels that he will eventually come around to find that true commitment will bring Mike the true love & passion he seeks. [G]iving him the time and her own fidelity to bring him to his best self and best self-interest.


All of this I offer not to take issue with your excellent review, but so you might understand the characters more fully. If you wish to begin at the beginning you could take on Dark Quarry, during which Mike meets Molly on a murder case of her boss. I'd be happy to discuss any of the novels or your take with you, should you wish to immerse."


I love that Mr. Fears is so dedicated to his characters to take the time to explain them and their history to me. Also, that he'd take time from his day to willingly converse with a reader/reviewer of his novels. I told you he was a great personality!

So there you have it, keep reading, but start with Dark Quarry!
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What is Find it Fridays? A Book Giveaway in the form of a virtual treasure hunt! The first giveaway will be on January, Friday 13th, Bobby Slater's World by Hugh Centerville

Every Friday at Midnight (EST) 3 questions will post on Books N Beans. You're job will be to "hunt" through Books N Beans and/or other sites (author websites/blogs, etc) to find the answers. Then you will have to email the 3 answers to Books N Beans (2booksnbeans@gmail.com) by Midnight Saturday (EST). That gives you a full 24 hours of play no matter where you live.

The Official How to Play/Rules:
1. You have to be a follower of Books N Beans to play. This will be verified!
2. If you are not a follower at the time of a giveaway, you will be disqualified and another player's name will be drawn from the correct submissions.
3. Each Friday there will be 3 questions posted.
4. The hunt is open for 24 hours (12:00 AM Friday Eastern Standard Time to 12:00 AM Saturday Eastern Standard Time)
5. You will need to "hunt" for the answers and email them to Books N Beans at 2booksnbeans@gmail.com.
6. All players with correct answers will be entered into the drawing for that week's current giveaway.
7. You will be notified on Books N Beans and by email if you won.
8. If you win, I will only share it with the author (if applicable) for the sole purpose of getting you your free book.
9. I will not use your email for any other reason then the current Giveaway.
10. If you don't reply to the winning notifications by the close of business Monday (that's almost 72 hours) then another name from the correct submissions will be drawn and contacted.

Other notes:
Some of the books for giveaway are ones that have been given to me for review, therefore they are "used". They are in excellent condition (none to minimal lines on the spine, no dog-eared pages, no stains, etc).

I will always note the format of the book, if it's new or used, and the condition.

Books given/received for free are not for sale. You can't receive a book for free and then sell it. These aren't my rules, they're the rules already in place.
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I did offer an author spotlight to Mr. Fears, however he declined. I mean no disrespect in that statement, I completely accept his decisions.

I did, however, enjoy the email conversations I had with Mr. Fears', and I wanted to share some very snippets of them with you. I believe they show an absolutely delightful personality! 

Mr. Fears' initial response to my author spotlight offer: 
"Now, at my age a spotlight doesn't mean much. I'd prefer the light to be shined on my novels[.]"

BNB: "I believe we all deserve a spotlight, regardless of age, but I respect your decision."

Fears: (this made me chuckle) 
"If you wish bio info you may find it on my author page on Amazon. I grow weary of talking about myself because I'm so damned familiar with that subject that it never surprises me."

So out of respect for Mr. Fears, here is the link for his author page on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/David-H-Fears/e/B002BMD05M/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1325694013&sr=8-1

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ASIN: B004HW6FB0
Publisher: Horizon Micro Publishing, LLC
List Price: $2.99
This book was given to me for free by the author in exchange for a review. 

Here's a pun for you in the form of a question. What gives private eyes the license to be a d**k? That's meant with all puns intended and in all meanings of the word.

It seems (at least to this reader) that private eye stories are the romance novels for men. Here's why. You're guaranteed a happy ending, in one the guy and girl get together and in the other the PI gets his crook. You get the life of a character that you know you have no chance of getting in real life, in one all the thoughtfulness and romance and in the other all the drinking, womanizing, and rudeness. Lastly, you almost always get a really well told story, even though in both cases the characters themselves may drive you insane. 

Dark Blonde: A Mike Angel Private Eye Mystery by David H. Fears is a stereotypical PI story with a stereotypical lead character but a fantastic plot. The stereotypes are a lead character who is a heavy-drinking, womanizing, rude, unsophisticated, disrespectful cad, who manages to bungle his way through the mystery solving it by the skin of his teeth and through lots of unorthodox ways. 

There is a bit of a fantasy aspect to this novel as well. No, not fantasy as in magic or science fiction, but fantasy as in women's romance novel fantasy. The story that will never happen in real life, but damn it's nice to wish. Isn't it? Mike Angel not only flirts and sleeps with anything in a skirt, but he has a girlfriend who is okay with the fact that he does. Most women would definitely qualify that as a fantasy, but to be fair ladies our romance novels set just as unrealistic standards. 

However, if you can get over your aversion to Mike Angel and look past his distasteful ways, then you are in for a treat. Dark Blonde takes place in Chicago in 1962 and Fears does a fantastic job of accurately documenting the events of that time: the organized crime, the corruption in the public services, the crackdown and clean-ups going on, and the political state of Chicago. It was thrilling to see such small details as the fact that Chicago is not called the windy city because of how windy it actually is, or in this case isn't. A lot of people don't know this, but Fears got it right, Chicago got it's title because of the "windy" & corrupt politicians. You're probably familiar with the saying, "Just blowing hot air."  

Fears definitely keeps the plot hopping with a missing person turned murder victim, that before mentioned corruption and the clean-ups, the romantic liaisons that go way past triangles into other bizarre shapes, the characters' sordid pasts, the numerous skeletons in the closets, the beauty queen turned rotten, and the amazingly dysfunctional relationships and family dynamics. 
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I hope every one's New Year is great so far. Myself? Well, 2011 decided to get a few last kicks in on its way out the door. My car's radiator cracked the day after we got home from our trip, I caught a cold that had me flat on my back until yesterday, and my dog hurt herself while we were traveling, so a trip to the vet was in order.

But all things have been taken care of and I'm remaining optimistic that 2012 will be a better, more positive year.

I am so thrilled by the comments I've received on Books N Beans in the last few months. I'm hoping to make it even more interesting for authors and followers alike in 2012.

I know it's been kind of business as usual around here lately with nothing but reviews, and I've missed what I think of as the "fun" stuff. So in 2012, you can expect BNB to get back to posting the miscellaneous (the musings, the recipes, the words, the quotes, etc).

Also, there have been offers for Guest Blog Posts made, but you'll have to keep reading to see who's taken up the challenge. (wink). The hope is that BNB can provide opportunities where the reader can get to know the authors a more personal level.

I haven't forgotten the promised giveaways either. This Friday (Jan 6th), the Find it Friday post will have all the official details of the giveaways that will be offered here at Books N Beans. The first giveaway will be on Friday, January 13th. You will always be able to find the "official" FIF information on the sticky note at the top of the blog.

No, I haven't forgotten that Books N Beans is a virtual book cafe, so there will continue to be books showcased (reviewed) on Saturdays, and their authors spotlighted on Sunday.

As thrilling as it is to have people give positive feedback on BNB, sitting on the laurels is not going to happen. In the process of being implemented is Books N Beans as a Goodreads Group. If we're a virtual book cafe, then we need somewhere that allows us more chat-ability. Right?

Also there is the possibility of a Facebook page for Books N Beans. I will admit some hesitancy on this one. We'll see.

But on a more immediate note, the review for A Dark Blonde by David H. Fears will be posted no later than tomorrow. Be sure to check back for that.
Also, I haven't forgotten An Angel with Fur or The Geronimo Breach by Russell Blake either. So make sure you check back for his two books' reviews.

As I said there will be authors and books featured on the weekends still. Some of them have opted to do guest blog spots and/or giveaways of their titles. You definitely want to make sure you're keeping in touch for all of that.

Here's what BNB will showcasing and who will be spotlighted in January:
The Secret of Lies by Barbara Forte Abate
Bobby Slater's World by Hugh Centerville
Patriote Peril by Thomas Thorpe
Rackle's Tub by Dorian Martin

I hope you're as excited as I am for this eclectic group of reads!

I'm really looking forward to a great year in 2012. If you have any ideas or things you'd like BNB to do, please let me know. I hope to see you around BNB often and I sincerely want you to enjoy the time you're here.

Here's to a great New Year, and Keep Reading!